It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
Calvin : You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes : What mood is that?
Calvin : Last-minute panic.